标题: [分享] men are hard to please 男人难以取悦 [打印本页] 作者: kitsunegari 时间: 2003-10-15 09:14
Men Are Hard To Please 男人难以取悦!! The problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish..... 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们：
Send this to guys out there anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
作者: sunnytian 时间: 2003-10-17 12:40
我也贴了，只是把儿童不宜删掉了 可能我太小看现在的儿童了：） 作者: max 时间: 2003-10-17 13:06
lose face.是不是丢脸的意思。我看李阳经常说这就话。 mostly you are telling the turth,kit. We need someone to tell someting about women are hard to please. 作者: kitsunegari 时间: 2003-10-17 20:58
actually this message is actually from singapore..quite a number of english words didn't even exist...like lose face..kampung etc..kampung is actually a malay word!! :) 作者: yanyan 时间: 2003-10-19 23:26